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The Ill-Prepared Housewife is an admission that keeping house is a reality as well as an ass-kicking task. Elizabeth and Gena are real people who have tried and failed at even the most mundane tasks, and we want to share. If you’ve ever thought “Dinner?Again?” or felt that the very fabric of your soul was being crushed as you made the bed, you may be a kindred spirit. Everyone has to keep their home together, and we are here to help you do it even though you totally forgot it’s your job.

You may be an Ill-prepared housewife if . . .

. . .this is how your family hangs up towels.


. . . sometimes, you keep wads of lint around for company.


. . . this is as close as you get to a manicure.